islam Date Line September 8, 2007
Thanks to George,Osama Bin Laden is alive, well, and doing his thing unhindered.
Ah Osama, Osama, ... we were wondering if you were alive or dead. Now we know. You are alive and looking more fit and healthy than our dear Prez, Georgie Porgie with the pie in his eye. But really, that dye job on the beard is a bit over the top vain; and even somewhat egotistical.
However, as Georgie worries about his legacy, and the contempt with which history will view him...
Hold it! George don’t worry about history. He did, after all, proclaim that history did not matter, because (apparently, when his term in office was done) we would all be dead.
Well George, you are as good at achieving that objective as you have proved to be on every other task you have ever engaged in – with the sole exceptions of dodging service in Nam, and serving your guard commitment without going AWOL.
Come to think of it, given that Rumsfeld, Rove, et al were running the administration, George has even been AWOL from the presidency.
But back to Osama – not to be confused with Obama, though it would be entertaining to have both playing world leaders.
We all, I hope by now, know that Osama Bin Laden has been granted official American recognition as the leader of the Islamic Nation – albeit a nation without geographical territory. Osama is the leader, the official voice (per Bush Administration justification for calling the Iraq invasion and occupation a ‘war’) and hence is the soul of Islam.
As the “Soul of Islam”, Osama is in line to be the prophesied heir to the Throne of Mohamad. Is it no wonder he wants to look a youngish fifty? And even less wonder that he is now, semi-formally, calling for all in the west to convert to Islam. Osama knows his role well.
In response Bush has asserted "a reminder about the dangerous world in which we live.” Or, more appropriately, the dangerous world which Bush has created through his assertion that Osama was irrelevant in the context of the destruction of the only true Islamic leader who Osama had any fear of – Saddam Hussein.
Of course it helps that Bush, an Ivy League student of Business and History, has used his learning to destabilize the Middle East and, cause oil prices to rise, by destroying Iraq production capabilities, and making sure that the world is denied access to its largest proven reserves.
As noted, Bush holds degrees in History and Business. He has all the training necessary to realize that, when this is done, the United States will be full dependent upon whoever eventually controls Iraq.
The key is to make that position more powerful. Thus remove access to Iraqis oil until such time as the Saudis and Iranians deplete their reserves. Or, at least, until such time as a Leader of the Islam Nation is enthroned as the sole voice and power over the oil nations.
Clearly, Bush is promoting Osama Bin Laden for that job – why else withdraw troops just at the time when they were about to take Osama’s head?
In his speech, Osama has made it clear; there are two choices which he, and Bush, have promoted: "One is from our side, and it is to escalate the fighting and killing against you. This is our duty, and our brothers are carrying it out. The second solution is from your side. ... I invite you to embrace Islam."
The evangelicals will, in refuting the express promise of their supposed savior that, “those who live by the sword shall die by the sword,” have insisted that this nation, and other nations, swear their allegiances to the sword.
Europe has rejected that notion. Hence it has become the target of Osama forces. America, who has sworn by the sword, and thus ensured its own promised destruction, is relatively safe from attack.
As we have seen since 9/11, why attack a nation whose leaders and people have decided to comply with every goal and objective which Osama needs to ensure his position as leader of Islam?
Were it different, were we not in the service of Osama, we would forego the sword for all purposes except to behead Osama, or any other entity who kills our people on our soil.
_____________________________________________________ Ah Osama, Osama, ... we were wondering if you were alive or dead. Now we know. You are alive and looking more fit and healthy than our dear Prez, Georgie Porgie with the pie in his eye. But really, that dye job on the beard is a bit over the top vain; and even somewhat egotistical.
However, as Georgie worries about his legacy, and the contempt with which history will view him...
Hold it! George don’t worry about history. He did, after all, proclaim that history did not matter, because (apparently, when his term in office was done) we would all be dead.
Well George, you are as good at achieving that objective as you have proved to be on every other task you have ever engaged in – with the sole exceptions of dodging service in Nam, and serving your guard commitment without going AWOL.
Come to think of it, given that Rumsfeld, Rove, et al were running the administration, George has even been AWOL from the presidency.
But back to Osama – not to be confused with Obama, though it would be entertaining to have both playing world leaders.
We all, I hope by now, know that Osama Bin Laden has been granted official American recognition as the leader of the Islamic Nation – albeit a nation without geographical territory. Osama is the leader, the official voice (per Bush Administration justification for calling the Iraq invasion and occupation a ‘war’) and hence is the soul of Islam.
As the “Soul of Islam”, Osama is in line to be the prophesied heir to the Throne of Mohamad. Is it no wonder he wants to look a youngish fifty? And even less wonder that he is now, semi-formally, calling for all in the west to convert to Islam. Osama knows his role well.
In response Bush has asserted "a reminder about the dangerous world in which we live.” Or, more appropriately, the dangerous world which Bush has created through his assertion that Osama was irrelevant in the context of the destruction of the only true Islamic leader who Osama had any fear of – Saddam Hussein.
Of course it helps that Bush, an Ivy League student of Business and History, has used his learning to destabilize the Middle East and, cause oil prices to rise, by destroying Iraq production capabilities, and making sure that the world is denied access to its largest proven reserves.
As noted, Bush holds degrees in History and Business. He has all the training necessary to realize that, when this is done, the United States will be full dependent upon whoever eventually controls Iraq.
The key is to make that position more powerful. Thus remove access to Iraqis oil until such time as the Saudis and Iranians deplete their reserves. Or, at least, until such time as a Leader of the Islam Nation is enthroned as the sole voice and power over the oil nations.
Clearly, Bush is promoting Osama Bin Laden for that job – why else withdraw troops just at the time when they were about to take Osama’s head?
In his speech, Osama has made it clear; there are two choices which he, and Bush, have promoted: "One is from our side, and it is to escalate the fighting and killing against you. This is our duty, and our brothers are carrying it out. The second solution is from your side. ... I invite you to embrace Islam."
The evangelicals will, in refuting the express promise of their supposed savior that, “those who live by the sword shall die by the sword,” have insisted that this nation, and other nations, swear their allegiances to the sword.
Europe has rejected that notion. Hence it has become the target of Osama forces. America, who has sworn by the sword, and thus ensured its own promised destruction, is relatively safe from attack.
As we have seen since 9/11, why attack a nation whose leaders and people have decided to comply with every goal and objective which Osama needs to ensure his position as leader of Islam?
Were it different, were we not in the service of Osama, we would forego the sword for all purposes except to behead Osama, or any other entity who kills our people on our soil.
